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so i was riding my bike home from school today when some hill billie in a green ford pick-up truck drove by real fast and sprayed gravel up in my face. i was furious. so i stopped riding and screamed
“HEY YOU HILL-BILLIE MOTHER FUCKER I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO SPRAY ALL OVER [...]

It’s a new month. That always puts me in a better mood because it means that I have survived to see another month. And that’s pretty cool.
-me.