WHOA. so today i was doing my stand up rountine in the cafeteria, right? like i do every thursday. just tellin’ some jokes trying to get some ass, literally i just try to convince people to let me touch their ass. and then after the show some chick comes up to [...]
i am thinking about becoming gangsta.
i hear that some people are doing something cool tonight.
i guess nobody invited me, though…
i’ll stay home and blog, maybe.
or just mix wine and xanax for a while.
i like xanax because it’s a palindrome; emo rd nila pastie, suaceb xanax ekili?
-terryrret-
I hope this doesn’t sound creepy or anything, but I’m looking for you, Jenni. I tried facebook, I tried yahoo peoplesearch, all for nothing. I feel like we’ve grown apart. And I know maybe there’s a chance that you want it this way. I just hope me searching for you doesn’t make things awkward between [...]
i went on a roadtrip this weekend without my mom! it was so amazing. i couldn’t believe how fun it was. wait stop cut. CUT! i don’t know why i was using that silly accent. can i just start this blog over again? i have this numerical anagram i need to show you guys.
i took [...]
i think charity sucks. my back hurts and i am tired. i want to go home. i don’t want to do charity. and i especially don’t want to do charity when i am a monkey on stage being fed jokes that aren’t funny. i don’t want to introduce clubs. i [...]
